Letter 3 - 9th March, 1860



Sir Walter Wadsworth Wiggins iii
Maude & Yellow Girl Mine
Sunnyside
Victoria
Latitude -36 50’ 00” Longitude 147 30’ 00”
9th March, 1860

Dearest Beatrice,
Thank you for your reply. I can’t understand why Mueller hasn’t responded but George Riemann would be very helpful. I think his hypothesis needs some work even though it improves on the Goldbach conjecture. What we are doing is far more complex but requires a simplistic view. A detailed understanding of organic cell multiplicity is required. Thaddeus, Reginald and Chaos are on their way. I am sure that they will know what to do.
They are getting closer. They are in every shadow. They are evil. They cannot be trusted. You must hurry. The stairs no longer reach the ground! The dark descends.
I am glad that the donkeys are all ok and sorry to hear about the chickens! You never see it happen but chicken feathers are a known donkey delicacy. Donkeys love eating feathers but a lack of opposable digits makes it very difficult to separate feathers from chickens. Sometimes the chickens don’t survive. I suggest that you don’t have the donkeys inside the house at the same time as the chickens anymore.
Q took it. I don’t think he noticed. If he did, he didn’t indicate anything.
I keep seeing them. They appear and disappear as I fade in and out. I wonder if I fade from view in others eyes as I fade out. I can’t see them, therefore they can’t see me!
Eleven is dangerous, if you see him again, you must capture him. Instructions are found on him in blue. Ignore red and green. I can’t yet comprehend how he travels so quickly.
May luck be with you
Walter
40,075,016,686 Equatorial Circumference

Listening through honey
makes everything funny.
Looking through Jelly
is less ordinary
if the weather outside is a bit unsunny!






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